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Tuesday, 10 January 2017
Auchi Polytechnic Exam Past Question for Elect Engr. Department. ND1 2015/16 Session - 1st Semester
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This is totally insane... #Iamoutofhere...
Saving a life is easy you think right? Watch this video and share your thoughts...
I'm waiting....
Monday, 9 January 2017
The fastest way to get a man to marry you"
I started this blog yesterday being Sunday, day 8 of January 2017 and made quite a number of Posts about four posts to be specific but I didn't get any comments from you guys... So, today, I am going to take attendance...
----- "the fastest way to get a man to marry you" -
I got this one from a whatsapp group
They say, "the fastest way to get a man to marry
you, is to cook his best meal and serve it with a
chilled bottle of coke" - okay, nobody said that, i
just totally made that up.
But, if it was true; then Nneka would never get
married.
Nneka, was my church crush - church, in the
sense that we attended the same church and she
was in the choir - so yeah, church crush!
But you see, she wasn't like any other choir girl
you know. Forget those "head-tie wearing, Ankle
skirt" girls you're probably imagining.
Nneka had class, and ass too - not sure which was
more, but both were in abundance. Her figure eight
(8) shape wasn't helping matters, not to talk of her
clear American accent - Mehn! Angels had to be
made this way.
So yeah, we eventually started dating after I broke
forcefully out of the deep shackles of friend zone I
was submerged in - middle finger village witches.
During the course of our dating, she kept
complaining about the money I spent eating out
and buying junk food. I never really had a problem
with this cos' I barely had time to cook for myself,
with my 9 - 8 job and all. - Yeah, 9am to 8pm! My
boss was directly related to the devil himself.
Anyways, she offered to cook and insisted on
spending the weekend. She was going to "spoil me
silly" with different kinds of dishes I had never
tasted. I knew right then, that I had found the one.
No more cornflakes and indomie for one week -
goodbye carbohydrates; Hello protein!!
I fell deeper in love.
Saturday finally arrived, and I was treated to a
huge plate of Egusi soup - Everybody's favourite.
I'm not much of a Bible story kinda guy, but after
first taste, I knew instantly that soup must have
been inspired by the story of Lot and the Pillar of
Salt.
My Egusi soup was filled with the missing parts of
the Pillar of Salt. I'm not joking, I might have as
well, ordered a salt solution instead - heck! it felt
like it.
But I let it slide, maybe she was just nervous
cooking for me for the first time - Love, really is
blind.
By evening, we had Beans - or should I even call it
that?
Beans used to be my favourite food, until Nneka
catwalked into my life. Now all I see when I think
of Beans is horror and battlefields.
You think I'm lying? Okay, picture David and
Goliath. Yep, remember those stones David picked
before the fight? - yep! those ones.
They were present in my dinner plate. Actually, I
think I had more stones than Beans for dinner -
but then again Love prevailed, I let it slide.
It was when I saw her washing the rice with soap
and sponge the next morning, I knew that I was
finished.
"Blood of Donald Trump!! ", I shouted!
But deep down, I was certain the end was finally
here. At that moment, I knew my village witches
had won the battle - they were probably twerking
to a Gospel beat sef at that time.
It's been two weeks since that weekend and I've
not had the mind to return her calls or texts.
Please, how do you arrange your lips to tell
somebody you're not doing again?
Brother zone has never felt more perfect to me. I
willingly zone myself.
I give up abeg, I'm not doing again joor!😂😂😂😂
Free Gifts for anyone that sees this post.To prove that:
- You saw this post, Comment: I see
- You didn't see this post, Comment I Pass.
----- "the fastest way to get a man to marry you" -
I got this one from a whatsapp group
They say, "the fastest way to get a man to marry
you, is to cook his best meal and serve it with a
chilled bottle of coke" - okay, nobody said that, i
just totally made that up.
But, if it was true; then Nneka would never get
married.
Nneka, was my church crush - church, in the
sense that we attended the same church and she
was in the choir - so yeah, church crush!
But you see, she wasn't like any other choir girl
you know. Forget those "head-tie wearing, Ankle
skirt" girls you're probably imagining.
Nneka had class, and ass too - not sure which was
more, but both were in abundance. Her figure eight
(8) shape wasn't helping matters, not to talk of her
clear American accent - Mehn! Angels had to be
made this way.
So yeah, we eventually started dating after I broke
forcefully out of the deep shackles of friend zone I
was submerged in - middle finger village witches.
During the course of our dating, she kept
complaining about the money I spent eating out
and buying junk food. I never really had a problem
with this cos' I barely had time to cook for myself,
with my 9 - 8 job and all. - Yeah, 9am to 8pm! My
boss was directly related to the devil himself.
Anyways, she offered to cook and insisted on
spending the weekend. She was going to "spoil me
silly" with different kinds of dishes I had never
tasted. I knew right then, that I had found the one.
No more cornflakes and indomie for one week -
goodbye carbohydrates; Hello protein!!
I fell deeper in love.
Saturday finally arrived, and I was treated to a
huge plate of Egusi soup - Everybody's favourite.
I'm not much of a Bible story kinda guy, but after
first taste, I knew instantly that soup must have
been inspired by the story of Lot and the Pillar of
Salt.
My Egusi soup was filled with the missing parts of
the Pillar of Salt. I'm not joking, I might have as
well, ordered a salt solution instead - heck! it felt
like it.
But I let it slide, maybe she was just nervous
cooking for me for the first time - Love, really is
blind.
By evening, we had Beans - or should I even call it
that?
Beans used to be my favourite food, until Nneka
catwalked into my life. Now all I see when I think
of Beans is horror and battlefields.
You think I'm lying? Okay, picture David and
Goliath. Yep, remember those stones David picked
before the fight? - yep! those ones.
They were present in my dinner plate. Actually, I
think I had more stones than Beans for dinner -
but then again Love prevailed, I let it slide.
It was when I saw her washing the rice with soap
and sponge the next morning, I knew that I was
finished.
"Blood of Donald Trump!! ", I shouted!
But deep down, I was certain the end was finally
here. At that moment, I knew my village witches
had won the battle - they were probably twerking
to a Gospel beat sef at that time.
It's been two weeks since that weekend and I've
not had the mind to return her calls or texts.
Please, how do you arrange your lips to tell
somebody you're not doing again?
Brother zone has never felt more perfect to me. I
willingly zone myself.
I give up abeg, I'm not doing again joor!😂😂😂😂
Sunday, 8 January 2017
Answers to the Lecturer that said there's no God
Ya. Ya. Ya...
A very Good day to you all my beloved viewers...
Couldn't stop laughing about this funny gist n joke so I took it as a must share for you. Read on, Enjoy and don't forget to share
Lol... 1Love!
A very Good day to you all my beloved viewers...
Couldn't stop laughing about this funny gist n joke so I took it as a must share for you. Read on, Enjoy and don't forget to share
A lecturer was teaching his students in a Philosophyclass and he told them that there is no God.Trying to prove his point, the lecturer took thestudents out and asked them to look up the sky.
LECTURER: Look at the sky very well
STUDENTS: We are looking.
LECTURER: Ok, what do u see.
STUDENTS: Cloud.
LECTURER: Do u see God?
STUDENTS: No............
LECTURER: which means there is no God (after that,they went back to the class.
LECTURER : any question?
CLASS REP: I have a question sir.
LECTURER: Yes go on
CLASS REP: Sir can u pls remove ur cap?(Teacher removes his cap)
CLASS REP: Students look at his head very well and tell me what u see?
STUDENTS: We can see his hair, skin and so on.
CLASS REP: Did u see his brain?
STUDENTS: NOCLASS REP: That means our lecturer has no brain.....
STUDENTS : Yes ooooooo(Chorus together) Is the class rep right or wrong?
Lol... 1Love!
A LESSON FROM ATM MACHINE
This post is certainly going to inspire you on what it really takes to be successful in all your doings. I got it from a whatsapp group and I know you need it just as much as I do.
Yesterday I was at the ATM to get some cash because I dearly needed money.
As I started to transact, the ATM showed me an inscription which said; Please insert your card.
I did
And then another message popped up- Please enter your pin code I did And then another message came ...select the amount,
I did that too
After I had done all this...the ATM showed me a message in BOLD letters
YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESSED, PLEASE WAIT !
Allow me to say..when you have done all the things you can, you have prayed, you have fasted, you have even asked others to pray with you and for you but it seems as if nothing is happening in your life, wait patiently don't give up, don't move because your request is being processed.
WAIT!
Let me tell you ..What made me wait is because my card was already in the ATM, I had already entered my pin code.
If I give up now and walk away..Lord have Mercy... The next person will get all that I had requested.
Not because your messages aren't heard, not because your prayers are irrelevant, not because your fasting is meaningless..but because
YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESSED
Wait and murmur not. Do not think you were born to suffer..
Your prayers are being processed so Wait upon the Lord🙏
I Know it's not easy but I encourage you ..WAIT!!!...As it is in Isaiah 40:31- but they who wait for the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings like eagles; they shall run and not be weary; they shall walk and not faint.
YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESSED. PLEASE WAIT
Have a Blessed day and please share to encourage others. May the Lord Bless you Abundantly.
Compliments
Yesterday I was at the ATM to get some cash because I dearly needed money.
As I started to transact, the ATM showed me an inscription which said; Please insert your card.
I did
And then another message popped up- Please enter your pin code I did And then another message came ...select the amount,
I did that too
After I had done all this...the ATM showed me a message in BOLD letters
YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESSED, PLEASE WAIT !
Allow me to say..when you have done all the things you can, you have prayed, you have fasted, you have even asked others to pray with you and for you but it seems as if nothing is happening in your life, wait patiently don't give up, don't move because your request is being processed.
WAIT!
Let me tell you ..What made me wait is because my card was already in the ATM, I had already entered my pin code.
If I give up now and walk away..Lord have Mercy... The next person will get all that I had requested.
Not because your messages aren't heard, not because your prayers are irrelevant, not because your fasting is meaningless..but because
YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESSED
Wait and murmur not. Do not think you were born to suffer..
Your prayers are being processed so Wait upon the Lord🙏
I Know it's not easy but I encourage you ..WAIT!!!...As it is in Isaiah 40:31- but they who wait for the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings like eagles; they shall run and not be weary; they shall walk and not faint.
YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESSED. PLEASE WAIT
Have a Blessed day and please share to encourage others. May the Lord Bless you Abundantly.
Compliments
Funflames Media is now Open!!!
Funflames Media with hopes, is going to be a helpful companion to us all...
Not just me (Godson Obiazi) the owner But to us all. Because, I have learnt that there's is no need blogging if you don't have viewers, visitors and friends who benefits from what you share!
God help us as we do the blogging and God Bless you all as you visit and share Ideas with us...
1Love!
Not just me (Godson Obiazi) the owner But to us all. Because, I have learnt that there's is no need blogging if you don't have viewers, visitors and friends who benefits from what you share!
God help us as we do the blogging and God Bless you all as you visit and share Ideas with us...
1Love!
Site Dedication (Funflamesmedia.com.ng)
It always is and always will be a Joyful thing that calls for celebration; whenever there's a plus (+). Either in our families (children), in our spiritual living, in health and in wealth.
More so, I believe it is also very important and necessary to dedicate any platform that is mearnt to preserve and serve to God almighty.
Funflames Media is a platform which I have designed to run with an e-library to preserve the fun of learning and serve as a Vital learning platform for academic research and development. Mixing it with entertainment is a sure way to spice up the Fun.
Hurrah!!!!!!
Congrats!!! And Welcome to Www.funflamesmedia.com.ng ...
God Bless You!
More so, I believe it is also very important and necessary to dedicate any platform that is mearnt to preserve and serve to God almighty.
Funflames Media is a platform which I have designed to run with an e-library to preserve the fun of learning and serve as a Vital learning platform for academic research and development. Mixing it with entertainment is a sure way to spice up the Fun.
So I, Godson Ifeanyi Obiazi, hereby dedicate all affairs of this site to God almighty and pray for wisdom and knowledge to use this site in accordance to God's will. keeping greed and poor mindset far from our hearts. I also pray for all my viewers that God will continue to increase them on every side. Bless them that they may be able to Bless others and also anoint us all with the Oil of Gladness in Jesus name.With this, I declare this site open in the name of God the father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, Amen..
Hurrah!!!!!!
Congrats!!! And Welcome to Www.funflamesmedia.com.ng ...
God Bless You!
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