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New Wave, “Dotman” finally releases the Official Video for his monster hit single, “AKUBE”. The viral video has already surpassed One million views. Accepted & applauded worldwide, “AKUBE” by Dotman has consistently been on iTunes top songs chart for the past 2 months. Directed by Clarence Peters and shot on location in Lagos, this video is guaranteed to take afrobeat music to a wider worldwide audience
Laugh small oo.I went to buy sliced bread at the junction.while waiting for my balance,I saw a woman with a little child.the child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted,"Degree" wait for me.I was so amazed hearing that name.I walk close to the woman and said"ma"why do u call this child degree.the woman laughed and said.I sent her mother who is my daughter to the university and this is the certificate she brought back for me.
1. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wedded wife, but lately, there's nothing like that any longer because it'll have already been given out as a birthday gift, token of appreciation, job assurance, church collection, examination marking schemes and for taxi fare!" 2. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttockstoday will wipe your face tomorrow. 3. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”. 4. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than having it spent on your mum...then you realise witchcraft is real. 5. If you are a married man, and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.” 6. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must first come here so that I can marry him. 7. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner. 8 Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.
The West African Examinations Council, WAEC, has disclosed that it has introduced e-marker in examination process, beginning with the ongoing November/December examination nationwide.
According to the Head of WAEC Nigeria National Office, Mr Olutise Adenipekun, the innovation will help in the assessment of theoretical questions such that marking will no longer be done manually but electronically.
He mentioned that following this development, candidates will no longer be able to take their theory questions home after their examinations, as answer booklets will now be merged with the question papers.
He however, stated that the development does not mean that teachers who were engaged by WAEC in the manual marking will now be disengaged but rather will be used to handle the electronic-marking project.
*A man rented a house and moved in with his family. After 2 years, the rent was increased from #400,000 to #500,000. He didn't complain because he liked the house. The following year, he couldn't come up with the money and the agent was on his neck. The wife saw what the husband was going through and decided to help. She borrowed the money and gave the husband to pay the rent. The husband was indeed very happy that his wife was so helpful and he paid back later. 2 years later, the house rent increased to #700,000 and the man became upset. So he begged the agent to introduce him to the landlord so that he could plead with him but the agent bluntly refused. The man decided to do an underground investigation to uncover who the landlord is. What he found out really shook him: The house belonged to his wife. The question is: What will you do if you were the man? Pls be sincere with your comment*
*A man rented a house and moved in with his family. After 2 years, the rent was increased from #400,000 to #500,000. He didn't complain because he liked the house. The following year, he couldn't come up with the money and the agent was on his neck. The wife saw what the husband was going through and decided to help. She borrowed the money and gave the husband to pay the rent. The husband was indeed very happy that his wife was so helpful and he paid back later. 2 years later, the house rent increased to #700,000 and the man became upset. So he begged the agent to introduce him to the landlord so that he could plead with him but the agent bluntly refused. The man decided to do an underground investigation to uncover who the landlord is. What he found out really shook him: The house belonged to his wife. The question is: What will you do if you were the man? Pls be sincere with your comment*
Notice to all ND applicants, please take note that admission process has started, please don't give your money to lecturers or fellow students, the school management forbids it, for further assistant call 08149080410 or Contact Auchi Poly SUG Numbers on: +2348104581000, +2348103330480...
The management of Auchi Polytechnic, Auchi has released the first batch admission list of candidates admitted into various National Diploma (ND) Programmes for the 2016/2017 Academic Session.
This is the cause of "CHANGE"... You DATE your girlfriend for 6years and still tell her you are still Testing her... Lol.... Girls Done Turn Soup?????..... .
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Nigerians, it's not Good to be Angry nor fight... See what Happened to this Guy Just because of Anger.. Watch and share with friends Follow On Facebook: https://goo.gl/qRkMIe,
Earlier This morning, I found this Image on my Facebook Media and it reads: BEWARE | Stop using the abbreviation "LOL" - "LOL" stands for "Lucifer Our lord". Satanists end their prayers by saying "Lucifer our lord", in short; "LOL". Everytime you type "LOL, you are endorsing Satan. Don't Ever use it again! Keep Satan out of your life. I've always believed "LOL" to mean Laugh Out Loud; I really did get terrified by this and felt I should share and so should you. Information is power and such that no man should be greedy of...
DOWNLOAD SKIT Funflamez Media Comedian Drops A Second Episode of their Very Funny Comedy Skits which was tagged "The Interview". Nigerians Know Book ehn... Watch The Interview By Funflamez Media Comedians and Subscribe and Don't Laugh alone oooo... Download It and Share...
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Who so ever is calling your name in an evil alter, who has sat and pronounced that You will remain in one spot, today Expire By Fire in the Name of JESUS!
Joint Admission And Matriculation Board, JAMB recommendation portal is now live. Candidates can now check where they are posted for Admission Consideration; As in... check the institution they have been posted for 2016 admission.
How to Check Where You Have Been Posted for Admission
Click Here to go to JAMB recommendation status checking portal,
Enter your registration number in the required column,
Finally, click ‘Check Where You Have Been Posted for Admission’ button to ascertain your status.
Note: If you possess the minimum cut-off marks and other requirements of your institutions of choice, you are eligible to apply for their admission screening exercise irrespective of your consideration status (whether posted or not). Be rest assured that being posted doesn’t mean you have been/will be admitted. It’s just a formality.
Please take note that admission into Auchi poly 2016/2017 academic session is about to kick start as first batch admission list will be released latest next month.
If you applied for this year National diploma (ND) please identify yourself by COMMENTING (I APPLIED ) in other for us to give you first time information.
Please this notice is applicable to HND and ND applicants only.
*u ask your friends..how far with reading? They say they haven't started...only to get to the LIBRARY and find out they have a permanent seat.
* Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have bought
* You graduate with 2.20 and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be Ekpoma ... I would have been a 3.20 graduate by now.
* If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try looking for your HOD when you need his signature on a form.
* In Auchi poly you don't need to go far for anything...right in your hostel you have an electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a drug dealer).
*Auchi poly guys can configure free browsing on small Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention Yahoo join o. Lol).
* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem de leave am for sch go bk house?.
*u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because Ure already late for lectures.
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write. Before he turns back-------class don full. Lol
*come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning,skimming,jaking and lots more.
*During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all. Everyone become born- again by force.
* It's always funny when exam supervisor says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
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He broke your virginity. You did 5 abortions for him. You dated him for 6 years and he later married your friend. My sister, feel free to use him for ritual. God will understand. FEATURED FUNNY VIDEO
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Nigerians, it's not Good to be Angry nor fight... See what Happened to this Guy Just because of Anger.. Watch and share with friends Subscribe To Videos: http://goo.gl/RCjZmE,
LOL..!!!! RAT POISON??? . some people questions and answers tire me for Nigeria . If Mr. mumu ask another Mumu question... Mumu go give Mumu answer....Watch...share.. Join us to promote COMIC City.... Comic City Naija: https://web.facebook.com/comiccitynaija/
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HAHAHA... "THE ELECTION" for does way think say Nigeria too CORRUPT... This ELECTION go be Free And Fair, No Mago Mago, No bribing and Corruption... Every where go be like Church Service no fighting..... EEEE but Wait ooo For Nigeria????.. LOL...
This is the cause of "CHANGE"... You DATE your girlfriend for 6years and still tell her you are still Testing her... Lol.... Girls Done Turn Soup?????..... .
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Mavin record Presents ‘Flawless’ by Dr Sid Featuring Mr. Godwin Crooner, Korede Bello. Produced by The Mavin Boss Don Jazzy.Dr sid dishes out this new anthem on the Go, Which he enlist The mavin Talented act, Korede Bello to solidify this Ladies must wanted anthem Dubbed ‘Flawless’.
Have long been waiting for both collaboration by Dr sid and Korede Bello, And now we have it right here! Produced by The doro Boss Himself, Don Jazzy.
Listen to Flawless by Dr sid x Korede Bello, and kindly share your thoughts.
Nigerian born exceptional disc jockey with an outstanding talent for the art of mixing, scratching and beat joggling on the turntable and Soundcity TV video disc jockey popularly known as DJ Bobbi features Afro-pop star and Grafton Records Signee Mr 2Kay on a feel good song titled “Have Some Fun (E-Money)”. The video which was directed by new era video director Adams Gud shows the feel good factor. Listen, watch, share and enjoy!
1. 9jabasedmix Intro by DJ SMARTMIX 2. Detective K - Everything is alright 3. SukiYaki - Elema 4. Bom-Bom - DJ Yung ft Minjin 5. Enjoy-Yourself - Ketchup 6. Buga -F-jay 7. B-Red-May-D-Dangerous 8. Higher - MO Peter 9. BEAT-D-DRUM-W4-X-STAIZZ-N-CHEDDAH
