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Showing posts with label Funny Post | Jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, 15 October 2016

The best fun in Childhood was from how we used to Play - Something you can never get back!

The best fun in Childhood was from how we used to Play... Its so unfortunate that most kids of Nowadays are so busy that they dont get engaged with such fun filled Experiences which are likely a cause emanating from the economy.
Time for play is now Shared either to Hawking or reading..
Sometimes, I do feel pity for them because such fun as they are missing can never be gotten back and if they try to make it happen, the Idea of maturity always stand in the way...
Hmmm!...
Well. Wishing all the Kids of the New Century and the ones of Generations to come Good Luck and a Fun-filled Happy experience in whatever they engage themselves on...
I even feel like Playing right Now...



Dirty Minds - Between the Lady and The guys; Who's Bad?

Between the Lady and The guys; Who's Bad? Badder or even Baddest?

Friday, 14 October 2016

Question of the Day


Question of the Day...
Who is wining in your Life?
Your Bible or Your Cell Phone?
 

I Like This Guy


I like this guy...
Imagine If that woman wakes up...
Then you will know that even mosquito legs can perform racing magic...--Fleeeee ---..
Hahahaha...

Six Golden Rules For F***ing

 
1. F***ing twice a week
is good for your health.
2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind
and body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After f***ing don't eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. When f***ing try to stay in bed because it can save you valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.
7. F***ing makes you more committed and you can be sensitive and receive from above
SO REMEMBER - *FASTING* is good for your health.
May The Almighty cleanse your Dirty Mind!
😂😂😂😂😂😋😋😋
Think Positive?

English Class - Which Tense is this?

"One day our country will be corruption free". Which tense is this to you??
Be sincere and Pass the Fun

Friday, 7 October 2016

Just Keep Laughing...

Don't ever let your Laughter Go down!
Every minute spent on anger is 60second lack of Joy...
When someone offends you; Trick Them and Laugh instead...
Hahahahaha...... Laughter is a Medicine Jor.!

If you don't already have reason to laugh, Think of a time when the plan of your Enemy failed or maybe a time when your enemies catapult fell back at him... hahahaaa...


Wednesday, 5 October 2016

Funny Post: This Will MAke You Laugh!

I cant stop laffin...
A girl in her sleep was dreaming. She dreamt dat she was engaged,
still in her sleep,she was getin
married to d same lucky man. After d wedding,she became pregnant and was rushed 2 d delivery room and d nurse ask her 2 push. She pushed and delivered a baby but d nurse told her it was still remaining,she pushd and delivered d second baby, and she was told it was still remaining anoda baby. As she was trying to push d third baby out,her room mate shouted juliana
wakeup!...U don shit for bed.
😆😆😄😄😇😅😅
I know u are lafin now,
don't be selfish pass it
to ur friends.


Monday, 3 October 2016

Funny Post: If they Get Married, Who will stay at Home?


If an armed robber marries a witch, and give birth to Prostitute, Who will stay home at night? ?
A. Witch,  B. Prostitute,  C. Armed Robber
Post Your Comments and Lets see who gets it right.

Thursday, 29 September 2016

The Child named Degree... | Funny Post

Laugh small oo.I went to buy sliced bread at the junction.while waiting for my balance,I saw a woman with a little child.the child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted,"Degree" wait for me.I was so amazed hearing that name.I walk close to the woman and said"ma"why do u call this child degree.the woman laughed and said.I sent her mother who is my daughter to the university and this is the certificate she brought back for me.

Tuesday, 27 September 2016

Auchi Specials Fun - Join Now

Join The Conversation: https://web.facebook.com/AuchiSpecials/posts/1084782228264196

 *A man rented a house and moved in with his family. After 2 years, the rent was increased from #400,000 to #500,000. He didn't complain because he liked the house. The following year, he couldn't come up with the money and the agent was on his neck. The wife saw what the husband was going through and decided to help. She borrowed the money and gave the husband to pay the rent. The husband was indeed very happy that his wife was so helpful and he paid back later. 2 years later, the house rent increased to #700,000 and the man became upset. So he begged the
agent to introduce him to the landlord so that he could plead with him but the agent bluntly refused. The man decided to do an underground investigation to uncover who the landlord is. What he found out really shook him: The house belonged to his wife. The question is: What will you do if you were the man? Pls be sincere with your comment*



Friday, 23 September 2016

Stop Using the Abbreviation ''LOL'' - There is something Strange about it that you must Know

Earlier This morning, I found this Image on my Facebook Media and it reads: BEWARE | Stop using the abbreviation "LOL" - "LOL" stands for "Lucifer Our lord". Satanists end their prayers by saying "Lucifer our lord", in short; "LOL". Everytime you type "LOL, you are endorsing Satan. Don't Ever use it again! Keep Satan out of your life. I've always believed "LOL" to mean Laugh Out Loud; I really did get terrified by this and felt I should share and so should you. Information is power and such that no man should be greedy of...