2017 - Viva9ja

Thursday, 6 April 2017

Dinho – “Badder Than” (Prod. By Dicey) [Music]

Still basking on the euphoria of his recently released music video, ‘Adura’; Dinho returns with another single, titled “Badder Than.”
“Badder Than” further solidifies the mark Dinho left in the hearts of his fans and established him as a versatile talent who can dazzle on any genre of music.
Unlike “Adura” which was coined from gospel lyrics and rendered on slow beat, “Badder Than” is a dancehall jam that inculcated the reggae feel to pleasure music lovers and listeners.
“Badder Than was produced, mixed and mastered by Dicey who produced Sean Tizzle’s hit,“Bottlez.” Dicey has also produced for the likes of Dammy Krane, Seriki and more a-list acts in the industry.
Listen to “Badder Than”, Follow @dinhodavid2 on social media and FLEX!

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Jim Donnett x Pepenazi – Àrànbádá (Prod. By Ovbeat) [Music]

 
Raved music editor, Jim Donnett releases a delightful second single in collaboration with Ecleftic music artiste, Pepenazi, who compliments vocal effort with some buzz-worthy rap magic.
“Àrànbádá” is a special dedication to big dreamers out there, more specially the diehard and success-thirsty hustlers on the streets. The suave high life sound was produced by Ovbeat, with additional vocals from Modext and mixing/mastering credits to Panama.
Cop this hot tune and dance to your future filled with kinging wonders.

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Thursday, 26 January 2017

How to add read more [Line Break] tag or Button in blogger


A complete Guide on How to Shorten Your Blog Posts using the #Read_More Tag [ in Blogger.com. This Tutorials Will help you Modify the look and feel of Your Blogger Blog Both on A free and Hosted Blog Platform.

Comedy Skit: Video It (Mark Angel Comedy)

Mark Angel Comedy Clan are at it again.
Watch Their Very Hilarious New Episode off their weekly Comedy Series. They title this one – “Video it” and it’s beyond Hilarious!

That should be my Favourite Comedy Skit from them after Combantrin

Enjoy!



Comedy Skit: Rap Freestyle Vs Comedy - Diary of Comedy (Page 12)


That name bokoharam* still works wonders o.. This is a freestyle though Vs comedy.. Hehehehe... I hope u like it. Enjoy Watching and please Share the Fun...



Sunday, 22 January 2017

Funny Post: What would you do if you had a Pure Gold Teeth worth "$15 million each"?

I no fit laugh ooooo!!!!!!!!!
 Assuming u wake up one morning and while preparing to brush ur mouth, u discover that all ur teeth hv turned 2  pure GOLD, let's say (24 carat or so); you then went to a dentist who confirms to u that each teeth is worth #15 million Naira in d market. How many teeth will u ask d dentist to remove 4 sale? Send to your friends and get funny answers

Lyrics: Dremo – Ojere

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[Verse 1]
I just dey start
And i don dey start to dey get enemies, Ojere!
Wait now why una dey vex?
Make I land first, before you bury me, Ojere!
Gat girls online, gat girls in-line
T’on fe r’imi Ojere!
All of them fine, but am focking with the finest
Won jeri mi Ojere!
Won kere si mi mhen
Presence mi kon d’awon l’am, Ojere!
But, my guy Walahi, me I no send them
I no get airtime Ojere!
I no get time Oje’ but they’ rolling hand Ojere!
No be say pe pride Oje’
But you’ rolling with the best gang, Ojere!
These girls dey fumble
Them dey form hard-to-get, Ojere!
If she want dey long you, bros
Abegi, use your hand, Ojere!
About last night; I really blame it on the grey-goose Ojere!
I think say she be Coke bottle
But woke up to see bottle of Farouz Ojere!

Oh my God! Awon fans mi, E se o Ojere!
I never let the team leave me behind
E le bere l’owo Seun, Ojere!
Am living life for where i dey
So I am straight out on here, Ojere!
Real recognize real, but, you’ fake
Get out of here Ojere!

[Chorus]
You can ask about me
Nigba ti mo broke, dem dey always doubt me
Omo mo ti l’owo, zero smello ’round me
Apg and Dmw na dem dey find me

[Hook]
Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere!
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere

[Verse 2]
Zero at the zone; we dey smoke on Alariwo!
Ah s’are lo Dubai Emi, Banco, ati Obo
3k Doughs dey for pocket
And you know that we spending the Dough
Gave her all that D, now she’ calling me Daddy o

Yo yo yo yo! steady be getting the the Dou-Dou
Look at me from head to toe-tho.
Nighar you already know-know I am Frosh!
Yea! I dey rock only designer clothes
And dem dey pay me for every show
And if you dey owe me mhen am at at your door (Repeat)

[Chorus]
You can ask about me
Nigba ti mo broke, dem dey always doubt me
Omo mo ti l’owo, zero smello ’round me
Apg and Dmw na dem dey find me

[Hook]
Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere!
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere

[Verse 3]
You gat to keep up with the simplest
And you fit to misplace something
Taking too many boo shii from these nighar
Switching on me started snitching on me
Cut them off, quickly from my circle, as the ring-leader
No new friends and fock all the old ones,
who mess with Oluwa by the time when I dey growing up
Time now, I be king I dey rap I dey sing
I step onto the ring, now they’ all trying to show me love

I no dey fock with you I no dey fock with you!
And just because we dey for the same class
for Secondary School..
E no mean say you be my G.
E no mean say I owe you shii
E no mean say you fit come chill for my crib,
without informing me NO, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, NO! I no like am!
It’s funny, how the ones that famz now are the ones
wey dey cover books for exam
But, it’s okay it’s Okay!
E m’owe but mo mo way, lati j’awo, fun emi,
family, ati friends mi too much money!
Yeah!

[Outro]
Ojere!
DMW Ojere!
The Ape in the building Ojere!
Adey, on the beat; Ojere!
Dremo – Ojere Lyrics

Wednesday, 18 January 2017

How To Make Money Online - Free Guide

Believe it or not; the truth is that you too can start making Money online. No PC needed (but having a PC is of better advantage), Just a good browser phone.

I'm going to tell you all you need to know about making money online for free.
Why am I doing this for free?
 Well, I am doing this for free because Google Inc. And some other advertisers are going to pay me for teaching you how to make money online for free. 
How will I get paid? 
I will tell you the secret on how you and I get paid doing online business via our Facebook Page: ==>  Like our Page on Facebook now and follow up ==> https://m.facebook.com/Makemoneyonlinetoo/


OK, for a start,  have you ever considered how many articles are there about making money online?  Thousands? Millions? Enough? Probably. But there is a problem. Too many of them are just sales pitches to convince you to sign up for some seminar, webinar, training session or some other way to become an online millionaire.

They really give online money making a bad name. But it is possible to make money online. I mean, the people selling all of those millionaire pitches are making money, right?

There are legitimate ways to make money online. The problem is that the real ways to make money aren’t “get rich quick” schemes.

Most of them require a lot of work and sometimes a lot of dedication before seeing a return on your time.  But if you really want to make money online, work from home or turn an idea into a business, you can do it. You can even earn money with apps.

I will introduce you to how to make money with Apps in time to come but for now,  I want you to learn how to make real and legitimate cash through Blogging.

Make Money through Blogging
Bloggers are among the richest people in the world today.  Most Bloggers earn more than $12,000,000 monthly. But like I said earlier, real online Biz is not a "get rich quick scheme". It demands dedication, patience, work and the right use of your mind.

Don't ever expect to get all the answers you need in one place. You need to read wide and be exposed to how the internet really works.

I'm restricted from sharing some of the materials needed to make you a successful Blogger and start making money online quick here but you can click here to gain access to them here.
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Some of the ways that one can make money through blogging include:
  • Organizing Online and maybe offline Tutorials. Just like my paid Membership page where you share quality Ideas with your friends and members of your tutorial group or community.  I have made a step by step guide on how to start a professional blog on our membership group and also posted my template for free download.
  • Advertising – This is definitely the most old-school way of earning money with a blog. It’s also starting to become the least common way. You can sell advertising spots directly on your site or you can sign up with a company like Google AdSense or Media.net. Either way, you won’t see a whole lot of money from ads until your views are well into the thousands each day.
  • Affiliates Marketing – There are many affiliate networks, such as FlexOffers and CJ Affiliate that allow you to promote other people’s products and services. You simply put a link or a banner on your page and then you get a percentage if someone clicks through and buys the product/service. You’ll want to select products that are specifically within your blog’s category.This is an effective way to earn money once you have the traffic coming to your blog.
  • Membership – Many people have created a paid membership area on their blog. This is typically for exclusive content that you can only access in the “member’s area.” If you have a really great idea on what to include, this can be a great idea.  You’ll have to create something that can’t easily be accessed around the web.
  • Products – You can create your own product, such as an ebook or computer software. You would then use your blog as a promotion tool to get people to buy your product. As long as you create a legitimate product with a whole lot of value, you should be able to get some buyers, but like everything else with a blog, you’ll need the traffic to get the sells.
  • Services – You can offer a paid service, such as life coaching, blog coaching, goal setting or financial planning. Just be sure to investigate all the legal implications and make sure you’re not claiming to be a professional if you’re not one. With a service like this, you’re basically using your blog to sell yourself. You’ll need to convince people that you’re worth buying and then be able to back up your claims once they purchase your service.
  • Sponsored/paid posts – Many blogs publish sponsored and paid posts. Sponsored posts are basically just posts about a specific brand, product or service. A company will pay you to publish an article about it. It’s similar with other paid posts as well. Your basically selling the spot for the article on your site. If you decide to take this route, you’ll want to build your traffic before you will get many offers.
  • Subscription – If you think of something valuable (newsletter, online magazine, etc.) that you can consistently offer on a certain basis (weekly, monthly, etc.), you may want to offer a subscription service. This could be a fee charged each time your product is sent out or on a monthly basis. Either way, this has to be something that your customers can only get by subscribing to your website.
  • Videos – This could be an entire section on it’s own. Many people have made money by creating YouTube videos. Evan of EvanTube is a kid and he has made millions by creating reviews of products that other kids his age would use. It’s not easy to get views into the millions, but once you do, you’ll start seeing some cash come in. Many bloggers have completely turned to videos to get their point across by starting a video blog.

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Wednesday, 11 January 2017

#15 Sets of People you must meet in your LIFE in 2017.*

 These are not just words, they are Prophesies.  But you need to believe before it can work for you. Same also when you pray; don't pray without believing in the potency of your prayers.  I pray that God almighty grant you the best of your needs in this 2017 and beyond and also order your step to meet these #fifteen (15) Set of people this year in Jesus name, Amen.

The #15 Set of people are:
1. *The Encouragers* - even in discouraging situations of life, these people keep you going with encouraging words; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.* 

2. *The hand lifters*- They are those whose hands are strong enough to hold yours up when you are weak; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

3. *Destiny Helpers*- They provide shoulders upon which you ride to fulfilling your dream and destiny; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

4. *The Givers*- these ones will give of their time, talent, and treasure to you in your hour of need; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

5. *The Receivers*- these ones are different from routine takers and serial beggars. You can’t be blessed if you don’t give, and you can’t give if there is no one to receive. Not all lands bring forth fruits, and not all hands that receive command blessings. You need those whose receiving hands will trigger abundant blessings unto you; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

6. *Those that love Prayer*- You need them around you this 2017 as friends because they pray from their heart and conquer; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

7. *The Recommenders*- these are the ones who mention your name in quarters where your skills and talents will be celebrated; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

8. *The Correctors*- these are the ones who honestly tell you when you are wrong; they prevent you from digging a grave of mistakes that may bury your destiny; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

9. *The Committed*- whether things are up or down, these ones are standing with you; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

10. *The Loyal*- they work with you with all of their hearts to make things work in your life; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

11. *The Truth-Tellers*- they will not call night day, and day night; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

12. *The Altruists*- these ones believe that life is not just about them, it is about you too; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

13. *The Reliable*- You can count on them when it counts most; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

14. *The Contented*- these ones are not greedy, they are satisfied with whatever they get from you and they bless you from their heart for it; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

15. *Lovers of God & Godly Life*- these ones are always connected to God; *MAY YOU MEET THEM  ALL

MAY OUR WORST YEARS BE BEHIND US AND OUR BEST YEARS BE AHEAD OF US.

BEST WISHES AND COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASONS TO YOU , YOUR FAMILIES, FRIENDS, PEERS AND CONTEMPORARIES.

CHEERS!!!
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Something about the word *"SORRY."* & why you need to learn to say it.

It's like liquid spirit (Methanol); It can't delete wounds but it can reduce the effect of wounds to a body.

It's like water; it can't remove the fact that you have started the Fire but it can quench it.

It's just a word. Very simple, very effective but sometimes very difficult for some people to say.
*Sometimes it does not necessarily mean that you are wrong. You just need to do it to promote peace.  Just tell the Person



 You're right! And I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said or done the things I said or did.

*Here is what it does*
1. It draws us closer to God.
2. It mends Broken homes and family
3. It makes relationship stronger.
4. Promotes Brotherly Love and
5. Puts the devil to shame with the words on its flag:
*NO FIGHTING PLEASE!"


If you choose to ignore it; maybe because of Pride, Self-centeredness, or lack of self-guilt, then the outcome of the current situation becomes worse.  Because;  this time you are not just hurting the other person but you are hurting yourself too...




#Now over to you!  
  • What other ways would you suggest  for people to say "Sorry"?
  • How has Apologizing for Something you did or didn't do helped you.?
  • What is your take on this post and what other Suggestions would you like to add?
I look forward to your comments and suggestions...
#1Love

Tuesday, 10 January 2017

Auchi Polytechnic Exam Past Question for Elect Engr. Department. ND1 2015/16 Session - 1st Semester


Read and download all of Auchi Polytechnic Exam past question and answers for Elect/Elect Engineering Students. ND1 1st Semester, 2015/16 session. Uploaded by: Godson Obiazi

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This is totally insane... #Iamoutofhere...


Saving a life is easy you think right? Watch this video and share your thoughts...
I'm waiting....

Monday, 9 January 2017

The fastest way to get a man to marry you"

I started this blog yesterday being Sunday,  day 8 of January 2017 and made quite a number of Posts about four posts to be specific but  I didn't get any comments from you guys...  So,  today,  I am going to take attendance...
Free Gifts for anyone that sees this post.
To prove that:
  •  You saw this post, Comment: I see
  • You didn't see this post,  Comment I Pass. 


----- "the fastest way to get a man to marry you" -

I got this one from a whatsapp group
They say, "the fastest way to get a man to marry
you, is to cook his best meal and serve it with a
chilled bottle of coke" - okay, nobody said that, i
just totally made that up.
But, if it was true; then Nneka would never get
married.
Nneka, was my church crush - church, in the
sense that we attended the same church and she
was in the choir - so yeah, church crush!
But you see, she wasn't like any other choir girl
you know. Forget those "head-tie wearing, Ankle
skirt" girls you're probably imagining.
Nneka had class, and ass too - not sure which was
more, but both were in abundance. Her figure eight
(8) shape wasn't helping matters, not to talk of her
clear American accent - Mehn! Angels had to be
made this way.
So yeah, we eventually started dating after I broke
forcefully out of the deep shackles of friend zone I
was submerged in - middle finger village witches.
During the course of our dating, she kept
complaining about the money I spent eating out
and buying junk food. I never really had a problem
with this cos' I barely had time to cook for myself,
with my 9 - 8 job and all. - Yeah, 9am to 8pm! My
boss was directly related to the devil himself.
Anyways, she offered to cook and insisted on
spending the weekend. She was going to "spoil me
silly" with different kinds of dishes I had never
tasted. I knew right then, that I had found the one.
No more cornflakes and indomie for one week -
goodbye carbohydrates; Hello protein!!
I fell deeper in love.
Saturday finally arrived, and I was treated to a
huge plate of Egusi soup - Everybody's favourite.
I'm not much of a Bible story kinda guy, but after
first taste, I knew instantly that soup must have
been inspired by the story of Lot and the Pillar of
Salt.
My Egusi soup was filled with the missing parts of
the Pillar of Salt. I'm not joking, I might have as
well, ordered a salt solution instead - heck! it felt
like it.
But I let it slide, maybe she was just nervous
cooking for me for the first time - Love, really is
blind.
By evening, we had Beans - or should I even call it
that?
Beans used to be my favourite food, until Nneka
catwalked into my life. Now all I see when I think
of Beans is horror and battlefields.
You think I'm lying? Okay, picture David and
Goliath. Yep, remember those stones David picked
before the fight? - yep! those ones.
They were present in my dinner plate. Actually, I
think I had more stones than Beans for dinner -
but then again Love prevailed, I let it slide.
It was when I saw her washing the rice with soap
and sponge the next morning, I knew that I was
finished.
"Blood of Donald Trump!! ", I shouted!
But deep down, I was certain the end was finally
here. At that moment, I knew my village witches
had won the battle - they were probably twerking
to a Gospel beat sef at that time.
It's been two weeks since that weekend and I've
not had the mind to return her calls or texts.
Please, how do you arrange your lips to tell
somebody you're not doing again?
Brother zone has never felt more perfect to me. I
willingly zone myself.
I give up abeg, I'm not doing again joor!😂😂😂😂

Sunday, 8 January 2017

Answers to the Lecturer that said there's no God

 Ya. Ya.  Ya... 
A very Good day to you all my beloved viewers...
Couldn't stop laughing about this funny gist n joke so I took it as a must share for you. Read on,  Enjoy and don't forget to share

A lecturer was teaching his students in a Philosophyclass and he told them that there is no God.Trying to prove his point, the lecturer took thestudents out and asked them to look up the sky. 
LECTURER: Look at the sky very well 
STUDENTS: We are looking. 
LECTURER: Ok, what do u see. 
 STUDENTS: Cloud. 
LECTURER: Do u see God? 
STUDENTS: No............ 
LECTURER: which means there is no God (after that,they went back to the class. 
LECTURER : any question? 
CLASS REP: I have a question sir. 
LECTURER: Yes go on 
CLASS REP: Sir can u pls remove ur cap?(Teacher removes his cap) 
CLASS REP: Students look at his head very well and tell me what u see? 
STUDENTS: We can see his hair, skin and so on. 
CLASS REP: Did u see his brain? 
STUDENTS: NOCLASS REP: That means our lecturer has no brain..... 
STUDENTS : Yes ooooooo(Chorus together) Is the class rep right or wrong?
   
Lol... 1Love!

A LESSON FROM ATM MACHINE

This post is certainly going to inspire you on what it really takes to be successful in all your doings. I got it from a whatsapp group and I know you need it just as much as I do.
 
Yesterday I was at the ATM to get some cash because I dearly needed money.

As I started to transact, the ATM showed me an inscription which said; Please insert your card.
I did
And then another message popped up- Please enter your pin code I did And then another message came ...select the amount,

I did that too

After I had done all this...the ATM showed me a message in BOLD letters

YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESSED, PLEASE WAIT !

Allow me to say..when you have done all the things you can, you have prayed, you have fasted, you have even asked others to pray with you and for you but it seems as if nothing is happening in your life, wait patiently don't give up, don't move because your request is being processed.

WAIT!

Let me tell you ..What made me wait is because my card was already in the ATM, I had already entered my pin code.

If I give up now and walk away..Lord have Mercy... The next person will get all that I had requested.

Not because your messages aren't heard, not because your prayers are irrelevant, not because your fasting is meaningless..but because

YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESSED

Wait and murmur not. Do not think you were born to suffer..
Your prayers are being processed so Wait upon the Lord🙏

I Know it's not easy but I encourage you ..WAIT!!!...As it is in Isaiah 40:31- but they who wait for the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings like eagles; they shall run and not be weary; they shall walk and not faint.

YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESSED. PLEASE WAIT

Have a Blessed day and please share to encourage others. May the Lord Bless you Abundantly.

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Funflames Media is now Open!!!

Funflames Media with hopes, is going to be a helpful companion to us all...
Not just me (Godson Obiazi) the owner But to us all. Because, I have learnt that there's is no need blogging if you don't have viewers, visitors and friends who benefits from what you share!
God help us as we do the blogging and God Bless you all as you visit and share Ideas with us...
1Love!

Site Dedication (Funflamesmedia.com.ng)

It always is and always will be a Joyful thing that calls for celebration; whenever there's a plus (+). Either in our families (children), in our spiritual living, in health and in wealth.
More so, I believe it is also very important and necessary to dedicate any platform that is mearnt to preserve and serve to God almighty.
Funflames Media is a platform which I have designed to run with an e-library to preserve the fun of learning and serve as a Vital learning platform for academic research and development. Mixing it with entertainment is a sure way to spice up the Fun.
So I, Godson Ifeanyi Obiazi, hereby dedicate all affairs of this site to God almighty and pray for wisdom and knowledge to use this site in accordance to God's will. keeping greed and poor mindset far from our hearts. I also pray for all my viewers that God will continue to increase them on every side. Bless them that they may be able to Bless others and also anoint us all with the Oil of Gladness in Jesus name.
With this, I declare this site open in the name of God the father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, Amen..

Hurrah!!!!!!
Congrats!!! And Welcome to Www.funflamesmedia.com.ng ...
God Bless You!