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Thursday, 26 January 2017

How to add read more [Line Break] tag or Button in blogger


A complete Guide on How to Shorten Your Blog Posts using the #Read_More Tag [ in Blogger.com. This Tutorials Will help you Modify the look and feel of Your Blogger Blog Both on A free and Hosted Blog Platform.

Comedy Skit: Video It (Mark Angel Comedy)

Mark Angel Comedy Clan are at it again.
Watch Their Very Hilarious New Episode off their weekly Comedy Series. They title this one – “Video it” and it’s beyond Hilarious!

That should be my Favourite Comedy Skit from them after Combantrin

Enjoy!



Comedy Skit: Rap Freestyle Vs Comedy - Diary of Comedy (Page 12)


That name bokoharam* still works wonders o.. This is a freestyle though Vs comedy.. Hehehehe... I hope u like it. Enjoy Watching and please Share the Fun...



Sunday, 22 January 2017

Funny Post: What would you do if you had a Pure Gold Teeth worth "$15 million each"?

I no fit laugh ooooo!!!!!!!!!
 Assuming u wake up one morning and while preparing to brush ur mouth, u discover that all ur teeth hv turned 2  pure GOLD, let's say (24 carat or so); you then went to a dentist who confirms to u that each teeth is worth #15 million Naira in d market. How many teeth will u ask d dentist to remove 4 sale? Send to your friends and get funny answers

Lyrics: Dremo – Ojere

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[Verse 1]
I just dey start
And i don dey start to dey get enemies, Ojere!
Wait now why una dey vex?
Make I land first, before you bury me, Ojere!
Gat girls online, gat girls in-line
T’on fe r’imi Ojere!
All of them fine, but am focking with the finest
Won jeri mi Ojere!
Won kere si mi mhen
Presence mi kon d’awon l’am, Ojere!
But, my guy Walahi, me I no send them
I no get airtime Ojere!
I no get time Oje’ but they’ rolling hand Ojere!
No be say pe pride Oje’
But you’ rolling with the best gang, Ojere!
These girls dey fumble
Them dey form hard-to-get, Ojere!
If she want dey long you, bros
Abegi, use your hand, Ojere!
About last night; I really blame it on the grey-goose Ojere!
I think say she be Coke bottle
But woke up to see bottle of Farouz Ojere!

Oh my God! Awon fans mi, E se o Ojere!
I never let the team leave me behind
E le bere l’owo Seun, Ojere!
Am living life for where i dey
So I am straight out on here, Ojere!
Real recognize real, but, you’ fake
Get out of here Ojere!

[Chorus]
You can ask about me
Nigba ti mo broke, dem dey always doubt me
Omo mo ti l’owo, zero smello ’round me
Apg and Dmw na dem dey find me

[Hook]
Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere!
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere

[Verse 2]
Zero at the zone; we dey smoke on Alariwo!
Ah s’are lo Dubai Emi, Banco, ati Obo
3k Doughs dey for pocket
And you know that we spending the Dough
Gave her all that D, now she’ calling me Daddy o

Yo yo yo yo! steady be getting the the Dou-Dou
Look at me from head to toe-tho.
Nighar you already know-know I am Frosh!
Yea! I dey rock only designer clothes
And dem dey pay me for every show
And if you dey owe me mhen am at at your door (Repeat)

[Chorus]
You can ask about me
Nigba ti mo broke, dem dey always doubt me
Omo mo ti l’owo, zero smello ’round me
Apg and Dmw na dem dey find me

[Hook]
Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere!
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere
Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; Ose; E seun, Ojere

[Verse 3]
You gat to keep up with the simplest
And you fit to misplace something
Taking too many boo shii from these nighar
Switching on me started snitching on me
Cut them off, quickly from my circle, as the ring-leader
No new friends and fock all the old ones,
who mess with Oluwa by the time when I dey growing up
Time now, I be king I dey rap I dey sing
I step onto the ring, now they’ all trying to show me love

I no dey fock with you I no dey fock with you!
And just because we dey for the same class
for Secondary School..
E no mean say you be my G.
E no mean say I owe you shii
E no mean say you fit come chill for my crib,
without informing me NO, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, NO! I no like am!
It’s funny, how the ones that famz now are the ones
wey dey cover books for exam
But, it’s okay it’s Okay!
E m’owe but mo mo way, lati j’awo, fun emi,
family, ati friends mi too much money!
Yeah!

[Outro]
Ojere!
DMW Ojere!
The Ape in the building Ojere!
Adey, on the beat; Ojere!
Dremo – Ojere Lyrics

Wednesday, 18 January 2017

How To Make Money Online - Free Guide

Believe it or not; the truth is that you too can start making Money online. No PC needed (but having a PC is of better advantage), Just a good browser phone.

I'm going to tell you all you need to know about making money online for free.
Why am I doing this for free?
 Well, I am doing this for free because Google Inc. And some other advertisers are going to pay me for teaching you how to make money online for free. 
How will I get paid? 
I will tell you the secret on how you and I get paid doing online business via our Facebook Page: ==>  Like our Page on Facebook now and follow up ==> https://m.facebook.com/Makemoneyonlinetoo/


OK, for a start,  have you ever considered how many articles are there about making money online?  Thousands? Millions? Enough? Probably. But there is a problem. Too many of them are just sales pitches to convince you to sign up for some seminar, webinar, training session or some other way to become an online millionaire.

They really give online money making a bad name. But it is possible to make money online. I mean, the people selling all of those millionaire pitches are making money, right?

There are legitimate ways to make money online. The problem is that the real ways to make money aren’t “get rich quick” schemes.

Most of them require a lot of work and sometimes a lot of dedication before seeing a return on your time.  But if you really want to make money online, work from home or turn an idea into a business, you can do it. You can even earn money with apps.

I will introduce you to how to make money with Apps in time to come but for now,  I want you to learn how to make real and legitimate cash through Blogging.

Make Money through Blogging
Bloggers are among the richest people in the world today.  Most Bloggers earn more than $12,000,000 monthly. But like I said earlier, real online Biz is not a "get rich quick scheme". It demands dedication, patience, work and the right use of your mind.

Don't ever expect to get all the answers you need in one place. You need to read wide and be exposed to how the internet really works.

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Some of the ways that one can make money through blogging include:
  • Organizing Online and maybe offline Tutorials. Just like my paid Membership page where you share quality Ideas with your friends and members of your tutorial group or community.  I have made a step by step guide on how to start a professional blog on our membership group and also posted my template for free download.
  • Advertising – This is definitely the most old-school way of earning money with a blog. It’s also starting to become the least common way. You can sell advertising spots directly on your site or you can sign up with a company like Google AdSense or Media.net. Either way, you won’t see a whole lot of money from ads until your views are well into the thousands each day.
  • Affiliates Marketing – There are many affiliate networks, such as FlexOffers and CJ Affiliate that allow you to promote other people’s products and services. You simply put a link or a banner on your page and then you get a percentage if someone clicks through and buys the product/service. You’ll want to select products that are specifically within your blog’s category.This is an effective way to earn money once you have the traffic coming to your blog.
  • Membership – Many people have created a paid membership area on their blog. This is typically for exclusive content that you can only access in the “member’s area.” If you have a really great idea on what to include, this can be a great idea.  You’ll have to create something that can’t easily be accessed around the web.
  • Products – You can create your own product, such as an ebook or computer software. You would then use your blog as a promotion tool to get people to buy your product. As long as you create a legitimate product with a whole lot of value, you should be able to get some buyers, but like everything else with a blog, you’ll need the traffic to get the sells.
  • Services – You can offer a paid service, such as life coaching, blog coaching, goal setting or financial planning. Just be sure to investigate all the legal implications and make sure you’re not claiming to be a professional if you’re not one. With a service like this, you’re basically using your blog to sell yourself. You’ll need to convince people that you’re worth buying and then be able to back up your claims once they purchase your service.
  • Sponsored/paid posts – Many blogs publish sponsored and paid posts. Sponsored posts are basically just posts about a specific brand, product or service. A company will pay you to publish an article about it. It’s similar with other paid posts as well. Your basically selling the spot for the article on your site. If you decide to take this route, you’ll want to build your traffic before you will get many offers.
  • Subscription – If you think of something valuable (newsletter, online magazine, etc.) that you can consistently offer on a certain basis (weekly, monthly, etc.), you may want to offer a subscription service. This could be a fee charged each time your product is sent out or on a monthly basis. Either way, this has to be something that your customers can only get by subscribing to your website.
  • Videos – This could be an entire section on it’s own. Many people have made money by creating YouTube videos. Evan of EvanTube is a kid and he has made millions by creating reviews of products that other kids his age would use. It’s not easy to get views into the millions, but once you do, you’ll start seeing some cash come in. Many bloggers have completely turned to videos to get their point across by starting a video blog.

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Wednesday, 11 January 2017

#15 Sets of People you must meet in your LIFE in 2017.*

 These are not just words, they are Prophesies.  But you need to believe before it can work for you. Same also when you pray; don't pray without believing in the potency of your prayers.  I pray that God almighty grant you the best of your needs in this 2017 and beyond and also order your step to meet these #fifteen (15) Set of people this year in Jesus name, Amen.

The #15 Set of people are:
1. *The Encouragers* - even in discouraging situations of life, these people keep you going with encouraging words; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.* 

2. *The hand lifters*- They are those whose hands are strong enough to hold yours up when you are weak; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

3. *Destiny Helpers*- They provide shoulders upon which you ride to fulfilling your dream and destiny; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

4. *The Givers*- these ones will give of their time, talent, and treasure to you in your hour of need; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

5. *The Receivers*- these ones are different from routine takers and serial beggars. You can’t be blessed if you don’t give, and you can’t give if there is no one to receive. Not all lands bring forth fruits, and not all hands that receive command blessings. You need those whose receiving hands will trigger abundant blessings unto you; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

6. *Those that love Prayer*- You need them around you this 2017 as friends because they pray from their heart and conquer; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

7. *The Recommenders*- these are the ones who mention your name in quarters where your skills and talents will be celebrated; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

8. *The Correctors*- these are the ones who honestly tell you when you are wrong; they prevent you from digging a grave of mistakes that may bury your destiny; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

9. *The Committed*- whether things are up or down, these ones are standing with you; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

10. *The Loyal*- they work with you with all of their hearts to make things work in your life; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

11. *The Truth-Tellers*- they will not call night day, and day night; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

12. *The Altruists*- these ones believe that life is not just about them, it is about you too; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

13. *The Reliable*- You can count on them when it counts most; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

14. *The Contented*- these ones are not greedy, they are satisfied with whatever they get from you and they bless you from their heart for it; *MAY YOU MEET THEM.*

15. *Lovers of God & Godly Life*- these ones are always connected to God; *MAY YOU MEET THEM  ALL

MAY OUR WORST YEARS BE BEHIND US AND OUR BEST YEARS BE AHEAD OF US.

BEST WISHES AND COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASONS TO YOU , YOUR FAMILIES, FRIENDS, PEERS AND CONTEMPORARIES.

CHEERS!!!
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